1.
Close any Facebook, Twitter, WOW, RedTube
pages(phone/laptop/tablet/magnetophone).
2.
Buy as many coffees, Red Bull, Coke. Don't drink it all cause you will wake up
in hospital a few weeks after your finals or never!
3.
Spread your books and courses all over your room. This will make you feel
productive.
5.
Call your mom and tell her you're busy studying. Remind her to send you money
and food.
6.
Make some physical exercises to release the stress.
7.
Close that effin Facebook.
8.
Call some classmates and ask them how much they've studied. If they haven't
started yet tell them to come over and bring beer. If they have finished call
them nerds and hang up.
9.
Eat something, food is good for your brain. Tell your friends to bring some
Happy Meals with that beer.
10.
Call your lover and complain so you'll take a break for at least one hour. Breaks
are good when working hard.
11.
Listen to your favourite songs and turn the speakers up. Wait for your
neighbours to knock at your door and blame the other neighbours for the noise.
Act angry/sleepy/horny.
12.
Do not sleep...slee..sle..sl..s...fuck!
13.
Wake up and freak out.
14.
Realize you only have a few hours left to memorize that bullshit.
15.
Remember that you saw a job ad at your local Mc Donalds. Start praying. God,
Allah, Zeus, Freddie Mercury, Marilyn Manson, The Smurfs...someone should be available
at 3 AM.
16.
Watch the new episode of Californication. Realize you'll need a few lives to
bang as many chicks as Hank Moody. Now you've significantly decreased your
already low self esteem.
17.
Cry in the bathroom, but try not to be heard by your roommates. Bradley Cooper
is gay. Cry again, with a little bit more passion this time. Get high.
18. Remember
how proud your parents were when you were in middle school. Realize how
disappointed they must be now. Start crying again.
19.
Think of all the possible and impossible ways of cheating. Think of all the
ways to make best friends for life(a day) with the smart kids. Do not trust
asians. They smart, they not share!
20.
Try to get some sleep. You can't learn too much in a few hours so why bother?
Think about how wasted you'll be at this hour tomorrow.
