1.Your
existential crisis will not disappear. You will just get better at dealing with
it.
2.Santa Claus is real, but he won't move his
ass all the way from Lapland to give you presents.
3.Trust nobody, because nobody trusts you
either.
4.High school is not the best thing that will
happen to you. If it is, then you'll have a bad time.
5.Reading is right. Being stupid is wrong.
6.Stop complaining about everything. If
something bothers you, solve it. If you can't solve it, try to change it. If
you can't change it, move on and appreciate life as it is.
7.Information is power.
8.Parents will NOT send you money forever.
College will teach you the art of being broke.
9.Communication is key, however being socially
awkward makes you more interesting as a person. It won't get you laid, but
there's a price to pay for everything.
10.Be brave. You can take as many risks as you
allow yourself to take. The more you grow up, the less daring you get.
11.No seriously, stop complaining.
12.If you don't like someone stop being around
them. Life's too short to be with the wrong people.
13.You are surrounded by idiots. If you're
not, then you're the idiot.
14.You will procrastinate more than you will learn.
15.Monday is the worst day and it will be
forever. The suicide rate is higher on Mondays. There is even a Monday's
syndrome. Be careful and skip the day or sleep it off!
16.Carbs are a young adult's best friend. Low self-esteem
is the worst enemy.
17.Snape is not Harry Potter's father.
Superman is not one of the Avengers. Metallica is not a music genre. Leg
warmers,rat-tail hair and popped collars will NEVER be cool. You should have
learned your shit by now.
18.Don't do drugs. Wasted? So is your life!
19.If you fail, learn from it. If you succeed,
be proud of yourself.
20.Listen to good music, do what you are
passionate about, have fun, fall in love, be the best you can be, live in the
moment and laugh every day.
